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Government, Police & Fire
Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart releases a surveillance video that purports to show a corrections officer didn't slip and fall as he claimed in a workers compensation claim.
Police & Fire
Rollovers, pond landing and hangups in the median. Tell-tale signs of an arrest in the making this week in the Southland's drunken driving reports.
Bad parking and a car covered in eggs are two sure signs that something may be amiss behind the wheel, this week in Southland drunken driving arrest reports.
Dollars and nonsense • Mom's car is your car • This fist through your car window in the nudie bar parking lot is me showing how much I care ... Weird Crime in the Southland 2012.
Sliders and muscle relaxant don't mix • That's really hidden below the belt, young lady • And this guy swings a mean, mean bat ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Nothing says "I love you" like dragging you under my car • Afternoon delight ends with Miranda Rights • I Just Called 83 Times to Say I Love You, Or Else ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Can you see me now? • If you're going to commit a crime, give the cops a hand by posting your crimes on YouTube • Wet-laundry smackdown ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
No permit for freaky deaky at local swingers club • This old man, he played knick knack in the pool • Girls Gone Wild: Tinley Park ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Double-fisted spooning doesn't cut it • Big breakfast surprise at McDonald's • What, doesn't everyone doodle at work? ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
Monster energy for an extended pill-popping workout? • You can't smoke 'em if you don't got 'em • Oil me up and rub me down or death will take you ... Weird Crime of the Southland 2012.
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